They say I should let jesus "love" me, but I say no, no, no

brilliant

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quotes people should stop using

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among stars!" - Les Brown

Let's get this popular piece of crap out of the way first, because you know what? Fuck your stars. If I wanted stars, I'd be aiming for stars. I aimed for the moon. And I'm certainly not about to let you bait and switch my life ambitions with some vague celestial analogy. How about something more realistic like "Shoot for the moon and prepare to be encompassed by crushing darkness when you miss." or "Shoot for the treetops and while you're up there, can you check the roof for your brother's Frisbee?" This quote has probably been poetically scrawled in at least half of the classrooms of your childhood and does nothing but encourage acceptance of your inevitable life failures.

voice of reason

ding dong, the freak is dead

STFU series

WTF series

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....for making me the man I am today

Instant DUI

My Ritz-Carlton painting hanging in the lobby

12 feet tall x almost 9 feet wide

the installation of my Ritz-Carlton Painting

zaquisha's pool party

Zac Efron's Pool Party from Zac Efron

Mow the lawn

big rescue in little Sydney

Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.


Australia-based photographer Keith Loutit is spending a year shrinking Sydney, taking video around the city using a shooting technique that makes everything look miniature — and an apparent near-drowning seem fun to watch.

fun with Andy Richter...gee, I love his last name, can't figure out why?

bruce lee kicks ass

unbelievable

Kid Rides Giant Python

best super bowl ad...btw, I won $100 on the game

My favorite sports story, ever

a perfect example of why I hate sportsfans

Children's Hospital

This is the first of the series... a take off on ER and Grey's anatomy....A short commercial runs first

the Odd Couple

cool commercial

This transcends the genre

Trivia update

We won again Monday night....
sample questions:
What is the only federal agency not located in the Washington DC area [ includes suburbs in VA and Maryland]?
Which US presidents Secret Service code name was Rawhide?
Which sexual position is said to help produce male offspring?

Fractal wrongness

text says

Fractal wrongness

you are not just wrong. You are wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming in on any part of your worldview finds beliefs exactly as wrong as your entire worldview